In the midst of the crowd…
I stand in the midst if a crowd,
Unknown faces, egoistic glares,
I shout, I scream,
Silent screams they are, for them,
They see my pain, they don’t feel,
Hiding behind the veil of thousand masks,
All fake, all plastic,
I stand in the midst of a crowd…
[srmd | uncut versions | 4:52AM | 27-JAN-2012]
Pakistan – A land of pure Desiness
I put a status some days back on my facebook profile that there are some awesome people in my friend list. And today an awesome person, Syed Ali Abbas Zaidi aka SAAZ updated a status, that made me think about my land, Pakistan and the innocent people of my land too. I have been living in Lahore all my life and when I was in the age where a kid start observing things, and being an artist, I was a bit good in observing.(shameless self promoting, I know I know). So, when I was in that age, I used to observe words that were pronounced totally wrong. And then I turned 17 and got to know that they weren’t pronounced wrong. they are just pronounced in a Desi way. 
and found it quite amusing.
Anyways, the status SAAZ uploaded, was
Kaif. Cafe. Sicotty. Security. Blew. Blue. Peeeza. Pizza. Soooks. Socks. Descownt. Discount. Istudant. Student. Impotent. Important. Natto. NATO
and then a long list formed in a matter of minutes of pure desiness. I am sharing the best ones here. Read and enjoy! and share if you want!
fuuto, photo,
mubail. mobile,
Admiral Mooolen. Admiral Mulen,
bargaide. brigade,
Lets go shoooping. And dont forget to wear soocks,
Poope Jon Pole. Pope John Paul,
Qoooom ka sur-maya. Qaum ka Sarmaya,
Availaibel. Available,
Kaafi or cuuffee. coffee,
teesue. tissue,
Punjab Polse. Punjab Police,
kamunnication. communication,
leoo-paard. leopard,
samsong. Samsung,
go-shat, Gosht
Obama, Abama,
Cir-kit. Cricket,
faynul. final,
Tweeter. Twitter,
paleez. please,
Dacktur. doctor,
Taaffi. Toffee,
Biskuut. Biscuit,
SooothAfrika. South Africa,
Cheapstick. chapstick,
Buroon. Brown,
Kumputer. Computer,
Ass-Cream. Icecream,
Karanchi. Karachi,
Lo-a-in. Lion,
Shaping. Shoping,
Momphali. Moongphali.
Ok so I follow some comicc and pages on Facebook that awesome in their own way. One of them is KarachiTips and the other is The Desis.
If you got some funny desiness in mine, let me know!! I would love to read them
*Syed Ali Abbas Zaidi is an aeronautical engineer by books, an activist by mind, a wanderer by soul & a lover by heart. Founder of Pakistan Youth Alliance.
